a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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