she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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