he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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