For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
