I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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