It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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