Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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