thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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