Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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