It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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