Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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