Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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