Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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