I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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