I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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