Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
the raccoons are back...
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