Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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