Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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