So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
be right there i have to get my cape
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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