The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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