okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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