Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Randomize
