this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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