is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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