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just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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