Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he wants to bone in the snuggie
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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