I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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