North Korea, Best Korea!
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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