Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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