i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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