All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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