he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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