I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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