So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Dick very happy bro
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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