ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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