Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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