My nipple is on Facebook.
"it" just moved
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
PS: I just woke up from my shower
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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