Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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