There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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