Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
he thought i was a dude.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
