What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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