There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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