Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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