Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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