Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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