So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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