what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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