So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You need a sexual gate keeper
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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