ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
