turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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