i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
How external is "for external use only"?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Randomize
