My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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